thebubblegumgang:
How come Blastoise has fucking water cannons?! All Squirtle does is shoot water out of his mouth, and the same goes for Wartortle. Yet somehow Blastoise develops two enormous, gun-like water cannons on the back of his shell that can be withdrawn inside his shell and reversed for jet-assisted ramming?! Charles Darwin must be pissed. All I know is that when turtles start developing guns on their backs I’m going to kill myself - the human race would be doomed.
